Thursday, May 19, 2011

It's the hormones. Not me, promise!!

I would just like to throw a big FU out to:

Allergies. How do you expect me to function at 8 and 1/2 months pregnant & chase around a 2 year old??

Out of stock double strollers. WTF?! Seriously. Do you want to make money or not??

Overpriced double strollers. Whhhhy!! You probably cost $12 to make.

Tropical Sno for still not being open!! The owner told me it would be after prom. Well that was 2 weeks ago!

Fake people. Enough said.

SWIC's book returning system. You are absolutely ridic!!

Shaving. What is the exact reason for hair on women's legs anyways??

Heartburn. You suck and I hate you!!

Skinny people who talk about how fat they are.

OR skinny people who talk about all th weight they are losing.

Gas prices. Sure you have dropped 15 cents however...it still cost me $90 to fill the beast.

BH contractions. Trust me, I know what the real things feel like. I don't need you trying to prepare me for what's to come.

That's all.

4 comments:

Erin said...

awe.. I can't wait til we can drink the stress off together!

Erin said...

hahahaha. you know who's at the top of my list. lol.

Christine Pettijohn said...

OMG!! Can I please copy and paste this list to my blog. Lol! You have nailed pretty much everything I have felt in the past week. Hang in there you are almost done!

Sarah said...

bahaha, be my guest!! :)